Dave Faulkner
Girls on top, boys are not If the kitchen get too hot Get out while you've got the chance Who's wearing the pants? Girls on top, boys are not And while you're still in shock She's booking the honeymoon Prepare for your doom according to Mills and Boon She is your friend I'll say it again She is your friend But where will it end? Understand, you're a man She has got the upper hand You'd better be on your guard She's making it hard And she's holding all the cards She is your friend I'll say it again She is your friend But where will it end? Now where will it end? Girls on top, boys are not And when the penny's dropped Try taking it on the chin Yeah you'd better give in And maybe you'll leave your skin She is your friend I'll say it again She is your friend I'll say it again Yeah I'll say it again She is your very best friend But where will it end? Where will it end? Copyright EMI Music Publishing; reprinted with kind permission.Guitar tab version