Dave Faulkner
D5 C#5 D5 Girls on top, boys are not G If the kitchen get too hot Bm A D A Get out while you've got the chance Who's wearing the pants? D5 C#5 D5 Girls on top, boys are not G And while you're still in shock Bm A D A She's booking the honeymoon G Prepare for your doom Bm A D A D A according to Mills and Boon Em Em/F# G Bm She is your friend Em Em/F# G I'll say it again Bm G She is your friend But where will it end? Understand, you're a man She has got the upper hand You'd better be on your guard She's making it hard And she's holding all the cards She is your friend I'll say it again She is your friend D5 C#5 B5 A5 But where will it end? Now where will it end? A G [repeat 4 times] E |---0--0--0--0--0--x--x--x--x--x---| B |---2--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--0---| G |:--2--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--0--:| D |:--2--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--0--:| A |---0--0--0--0--0--x--x--x--x--x---| E |------------------0--2--3--2--3---| Girls on top, boys are not And when the penny's dropped Try taking it on the chin Yeah you'd better give in And maybe you'll leave your skin She is your friend I'll say it again She is your friend I'll say it again Yeah I'll say it again She is your very best friend D G But where will it end? D G Where will it end? A G Where will it end? D G Where will it end? D G Where will it end? A Where will it end? [end riff] A |----------0--2--4--| E |--0--2--3----------| Copyright EMI Music Publishing; reprinted with kind permission.Transcribed by Leon Troeth Lyrics only version