Brad Shepherd / Dave Faulkner
(As sung by Dave Faulkner and Rob Younger)
[Intro] [riff 1] D |-----5--3--------------------0--------------| A |-----------5--3--1--3--1--3-----3--1--------| E |--3-----------------------------------3--1--| G C Bb C D |-----5--3--------------------0--------------| A |-----------5--3--1--3--1--3-----3--1--------| E |--3-----------------------------------3--1--| G C Bb C D |-----5--3--------------------0--------------| A |-----------5--3--1--3--1--3-----3--1--------| E |--3-----------------------------------3--1--| G C Bb C G C Bb C [riff 1] (Dave): I go to the beach to catch a little sun. G C Bb C G C Bb C [riff 1] You see me before I get a chance to run. G You ask me, C Bb C (Rob): Dave, where have you been ? G C Bb C How come I only get your 'phone machine ? G C Bb C (Dave): The answer should be obvious to anyone. G F# F F# G F# F F# [riff 1] (Rob) I told you more times than I care to recall I'd get more reaction talking to a wall. (Dave): It's no crime to be dumb Just don't parade it for everyone And act like you're such a goddamn know-it at You know-nothing-at-all. G F# F F# [four times] Dm A Dm Gm A [twice] G C Bb C E -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| B -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| G -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| D -12b-12b-12b-12b-|-12--15--15--15--12--10--8----|----------------------/-15-| A -----------------|----------------------------8-|-10----13--10--13--10------| E -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| G C Bb C G C Bb C G C Bb C E -------------------|---------------------------------|-----15--17--18--22b--| B ----------------15-|-15--15--13--15--11--------------|----------------------| G -------------------|---------------------12---15--13-|-11-------------------| D -17---17--15-------|---------------------------------|----------------------| A -------------------|---------------------------------|----------------------| E -------------------|---------------------------------|----------------------| (Rob) Your friends call you "shit-for-brains" You're full of shit, that might explain But I think it's even less your head contains. G F# F F# [three times] Dm A Dm Gm A [twice] (Rob) I go to the beach to catch a little sun. (Dave): You see me before I get a chance to run (Rob): I only feel contempt for you, You and your room temperature I.Q. (Dave): Well look at you - you're just a big black hole of fun (Rob) You need a brainscan to convince me you're not dead. (Dave): You need a brainscan and hope they learn to transplant a head. (Both): Brainscan! Brainscan! I don't know how - how you survive, I don't know how - how you survive, I don't know how you - You're alive You're alive You're alive You're alive G C Bb C [five times] G F# F F# [twice] G F# E |--3----3----3----3--3--3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3--2--| B |--3----3----3----3--3--3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3--2--| G |--4----4----4----4--4--4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4--3--| D |--5----5----5----5--5--5--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--4--| A |--5----5----5----5--5--5--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--4--| E |--3----3----3----3--3--3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3--2--| [play all chords as barre chords] Copyright EMI Music Publishing; reprinted with kind permission. Transcribed by Brad Launikonis and Leon Troeth Lyrics only version Printable version
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