Dave Faulkner
[Intro]
A-A-A-G (four times)
D A-A-A-G A-A-A-G
Get a load of him - what a Nature Boy!
D A-A-A-G A-A-A-G
Always shaking hands with the unemployed,
D A-A-A-G A-A-A-G
He looks like he could shit an asteroid!
A-A-A-G A-A-A-G
Jumped up, pumped up,
A-A-A-G A-A-A-G
Popping hormone pills,
A-A-A-G A-A-A-G
He's got the biceps, triceps.
A-A-A-G A-A-A-G
Got the healthy look that kills.
D
Too bad.
Who's that girl? She's a living Barbie doll!
In her plastic world, "Barbie" takes control.
Facelift, electrolysis
No hair out of place
Brain - twist barbiturates,
She's got an evil beauty case.
Too bad, so sad.
E
Well, ain't you the glamourpuss!
Look so good it's dangerous.
Ain't you the glamourpuss,
G
You're less than amorous to me.
[Instrumental]
B-B-B-A (eight times)
C#-C#-C#-B (six times)
D
So long, glamourpuss, we might meet again
But if I was you, I wouldn't hold my breath 'til then
(Though I wish you would-'til the year, say 2010!}
Beefcake, cheesecake
Make me lick my lips.
Junkfood pulchritude
Goes straight to my hips.
Skin-deep thrill-seek
Amounts to less-than-zip.
I'm glad.
A x x 2 2 2 x
G x x 0 0 0 x
D x 5 7 7 7 5
Copyright EMI Music Publishing; reprinted with kind permission.
Transcribed by Scott Patterson
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