Dave Faulkner
D5 C#5 D5
Girls on top, boys are not
G
If the kitchen get too hot
Bm A D A
Get out while you've got the chance
Who's wearing the pants?
D5 C#5 D5
Girls on top, boys are not
G
And while you're still in shock
Bm A D A
She's booking the honeymoon
G
Prepare for your doom
Bm A D A D A
according to Mills and Boon
Em Em/F# G Bm
She is your friend
Em Em/F# G
I'll say it again
Bm G
She is your friend
But where will it end?
Understand, you're a man
She has got the upper hand
You'd better be on your guard
She's making it hard
And she's holding all the cards
She is your friend
I'll say it again
She is your friend
D5 C#5 B5 A5
But where will it end?
Now where will it end?
A G [repeat 4 times]
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D |:--2--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--0--:|
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Girls on top, boys are not
And when the penny's dropped
Try taking it on the chin
Yeah you'd better give in
And maybe you'll leave your skin
She is your friend
I'll say it again
She is your friend
I'll say it again
Yeah I'll say it again
She is your very best friend
D G
But where will it end?
D G
Where will it end?
A G
Where will it end?
D G
Where will it end?
D G
Where will it end?
A
Where will it end?
[end riff]
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E |--0--2--3----------|
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Transcribed by Leon Troeth
Lyrics only version