Here is my greeting in poetic form, courtesy of robopoem:
Greetings I am a Monash research fond,
Astrophysics at Monash planet yond,
Melbourne, Australia prior to this lien,
A Royal Society chair ethene,
Fellow in the astrophysics group lain,
School of physics at the reviewing gain,
Exeter before which I also held inn,
Postdoctoral research acacia sin,
Exeter I completed my Phd at wring,
Of Astronomy at horde absenting,
Of cambridge it all started out with hep,
Year here at monash you should find sling hep,
In the sidebar to whatever side,
That caused you to wander glaze fireside.